Twitter Bot Memorial

Between 2016 and 2022, I made five Twitter bots. Now, four of them are no longer active. This page records their memory. Each was created in a brief fit of obsession, but after some years I felt that they done what they were made to do and their potential was exhausted. Now the sun has set on the golden age of the Twitter art bot; these were my contributions to that moment.

They are survived by one sibling, Lyre's Dictionary.

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Required Reading

My first bot was Required Reading, made for PROCJAM 2016, which posted randomly generated textbook titles. It was a fruitful experiment in recontextualization, finding thematic keywords in a text corpus and clipping the surrounding phrases to become titles.

You can see a partial archive of its posts here.

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Gorgar Speaks

My second bot was Gorgar Speaks. Miriam Nadler and I made it together as she shared her love of pinball with me. Gorgar, created in 1979, was the first pinball machine to employ spoken words. The machine had a vocabulary of six-words, which were combined in various ways. This constituting a "Gorgar Grammar", it felt appropriate to grant it free rein in procedural form.

You can see a Gorgar Grammar text generator here.

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Barbarella GIF Bot

My third bot was Barbarella GIF Bot. It posted a random gif from the 1968 film Barbarella once each day. It was inspired by a now-ended Hackers GIF Bot, with both sharing code taken from an earlier work by Lindsey Bieda. I was very enthusiastic about the movie at the time, and this was the result.

A collection of hand-cut Barbarella gifs can be found here.

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Stock Photo Dog

My fifth and final bot was Stock Photo Dog, which existed for only a single day. It was meant to be an interactive bot that would listen to your tweets and respond to any that included words like "treat" or "walk" with a photo of a very excited dog. But even after going to the effort of coding it, I got cold feet and didn't want to give myself the burden of maintaining an interactive bot.

Sadly, some people who adopt a dog aren't really ready to take care of one.

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